Today was one of those days where things don’t always go
right; however, it was good for a chuckle…or maybe more.
After the stupendous beauty of Yosemite, the Venzaliner made
its way in search of propane. Ending up parked next to a propane pump at an
ARCO station in Oakdale CA, I checked my voicemail and e-mail before tending to
the real matter at hand. First
mistake…when you exit the vehicle, make sure you have your keys. Yes, it happened…I locked my keys in the car. No problem, the spare key is under the front
wheel well…not after 18,000+ miles. No
fear, Good Sam is only a phone call away and like Uncle Sam, he knows where you
are! Good Sam will be here within the hour; plenty of time to get propane...then
again, maybe not.
Did you know ARCO only takes cash or debit card? Well, now
you know!
Second mistake…always carry emergency cash or at least know
your PIN number to your credit card (or maybe even carry your debit card).
Enter Peter and Paul or rather Eshaan (“E”) and Hakeesh (“H”). Jake Rohde,
where are you? You would be able to interpret this for me! Here’s the short
story…
E: “Sorry, no take credeet cawd only cash or debeet cawd”
J: “I don’t have cash or debit card, only credit card; will
you take a check”
E defers to H
H: “NOOOO check…only cash or debeet cawd. Use macheen ober
dar”
Bubble thought…J: Hmm, am I talking to a machine or people? Machine
over there? What the heck?
Bubble thought…E&H: Who is this woman…doesn’t have cash
or debit card?
J: “Sorry guys, I don’t have a PIN number for my credit card
to get cash. My apologies, long story, but my keys are locked in my car, I don’t
have any cash, debit card or PIN number for my credit card. I didn’t know you
only took cash or debit card; if so, I wouldn’t have filled the propane tanks.
It’s 8:30pm and I don’t have any way to get cash.
H: “You pay cash or debeet cawd”
J: “I understand that; however, I don’t have either. What do
I do? You want to take the propane back?” (a little chuckle)
H: (scoffs) “Can’t take back. No way get back. We take
tanks”
J: (LOL) “You can’t take my tanks, those are mine…only the
propane is yours”
H: “Only take cash or debeet cawd. No pay we call cops”
J: (shrug shoulders) “Guess you have to call the cops
because I don’t have any cash or debit card, you don’t take check or credit card,
and I’m not going to give you my tanks”
Bubble thought…J: Not sure what the cops are going to
do…It’s not like I don’t want to pay for it…only in CA…
Bubble thought…E&H: Is this lady for real? Only in CA…
H: “Have ideeah. You go Eshaan to gas station down street
feeelll his tank. Eshaan pay me cash”
J: Bubble thought…Enter Rob…”Okay, that could work.” ROFL…(fill, right?!) “How
much is the propane?
H: “No just feeellll tank”
J: “Yes, I feeellll tank…need to know how much to feeellll
tank…what does the propane cost?” (Oh my, I’m starting to talk like them and I
definitely don’t want to feel E’s tank!)
E: “Hakeesh, let me do dis”
H: “Just need money for propane”
E: “Propane is $34.33” (E waves his hand to follow him)
E&J: Exit store….E&J, isn’t that brandy? I could use some right now!
E: Gas station down dar..you ride wit me or meyt me dare?
J: Since my keys are locked in my car, I either walk or ride
with you. At this point, I feel like we
are best friends…besides, you already know I don’t have any cash so if you mug
me all you will get is a credit card without a PIN number… J
E: “I have half tank so will feeelll wit premium because
regular don’t cost dat much.”
J: “No problem, I guess we just have to charge $34.33.”
Eshaan (name changed to protect the innocent), polite young
man, drives across traffic and down a block to Valero where we get out of his
car and the Valero dude is sweeping outside and says, “Hey (with a weird look),
what’s up?”
E: Laughs…”Long story…just gettin’ gas”
On the way back to ARCO, Eshaan shared how he didn’t fill
his gas tank full today because his girlfriend was going to take his car to the
city tomorrow and she would pay for the gas and now he has to pay $34.33 for
premium gas that he didn’t want. I commented…Eshaan, just don’t have your
girlfriend pay the $34.33 to Hakeesh, that could get real confusing.
WOW…all I could think is I just robbed Peter to pay Paul;
however, propane at $3+ per gallon was highway robbery too! Is that an eye for
an eye?
Yes, Good Sam arrived and I jumped in the Venzaliner and
skedaddled adding two items to tomorrow’s to do list…key and cash!